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I can't believe all the drugstores here quit carrying my favorite lotion Nutraderm 30. What is the deal? That lotion is the best - keeps my dry skin super smooth. The dermatologist recommended it to me when I had a puzzling rash years ago, and man, the stuff works! It is expensive so maybe that's why the stores quit carrying it. At least Rite-Aid specialed ordered it for me, thank heavens.

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I love Hollywood dish! Cindy Adams, who is usually uber-boring, had the goods today with a bunch of

He calls Faye Dunaway "faded" and says she was groveling for roles. He says Bob Evans is "impotent" and lives off his brother's handouts. He remembers Jann Wenner out of his head on vodka. He remembers Jane Fonda "busted . . . carrying a joint," saying, "There are so many idiots in this town." He remembers Tom Berenger spending all his time in bars. Page 516 remembers producer Jon Peters telling him: "Let's all go to my house and smoke some great dope."

He quotes director Paul Verhoeven saying Drew Barrymore can't dance, Sharon Stone can't act. He told Mick Jagger to go f*** himself. He once called "Butch Cassidy" award-winning screenwriter Bill Goldman "a hooker from Connecticut," to which New Yorker Bill replied only, "He really say I was from Connecticut?"

He reports a conversation in which he is told Marlon Brando collects feces "from people who go visit him" and keeps it in separate bottles. (ewwwwwwwww!)

About "Basic Instinct," his film that made $400 mil and which he wrote in under three weeks, he recalls everyone was at everyone's throats, Michael Douglas was at Sharon Stone's jugular, some were at her other parts. As for Sharon, he says she says: "My ass hangs halfway down to my knees" and, in terms of how she Made It: "I crawled the hill of broken glass and I sucked all the air out of my life." (snort!)

A Chapter titled "Tom Cruise Is a Mousy Little Guy" has one-liners like: "Jack Nicholson never wears condoms." "Clint Eastwood always asked Sondra Locke if she'd flossed before they had sex." "Mel Gibson in the '80s was arrested for drunken driving in Canada." "Quentin Tarantino sucked Cameron Diaz's feet."


The Marlon Brando thing really grossed me out! *shudder*

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